by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021
Get the Cannon C mug.Bullet cannon is what a toilet sees after you scoff down too many pigs n blankets and sweaty chicken legs on Christmas Day.
Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!
by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024
Get the bullet cannon mug.A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.
by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024
Get the Muddy Snow Cannon mug.best cannon in the whole of fortnite and everyone should use it because he is chill and likes it up there if you know what i mean ;)
by Did you forget...who Ι am? December 24, 2024
Get the Explosive Goo Cannon mug.When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
Get the North Carolina Napalm Cannon mug.When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.
Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon
by Praatus July 5, 2025
Get the Dusty Cannon mug.A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
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