by yaelcomo June 1, 2025
Get the ria cuckmug. A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
Get the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubbymug. A pathetic football fan, so bludgeoned with losses and futility by the Detroit Lions, that they root for Matthew Stafford to win the Super Bowl, hurting the Lions chance for better draft picks.
Person @ work#1: Can you believe Kevin is wearing a Detroit Rams shirt?
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
Person @ work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.
by DetroitHowler February 13, 2022
Get the Cuckmug. Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
Get the I’m a sarcastic cuckmug. When you cuck someone by taking a slice of pizza and the cheese from their slice comes off with yours.
by Ronnoc Retep December 6, 2023
Get the Cheese cuckingmug. A man who has been betrayed by his wife and finds pleasure in watching her be pleasured by other men. If you are described as a Nick or Cuck Safady, your significant other is cheating on you with a different man/woman. This is an old-fashioned word you can find in many Shakespeare plays, though cuckolding is certainly older than Shakespeare and will always exist as long as there are marriages.
by MagaMarch2024 September 28, 2023
Get the Nick (Cuck) Safadymug. A man who doesn’t stand up for himself. Lets everyone walk all over him and have their way with his limp, cuck body.
“I’m a cuck boi so I’m gonna bail on pizza night and eat taco salad instead. Also, feel free to take my car, girl, and house.”
by crazyjizz August 2, 2023
Get the Cuck Boimug.