"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."
by Chili-DogBot March 10, 2019
by TheBallsGuy March 25, 2024
A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
by Jack Trager August 14, 2023
When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.
by Cumbungus November 06, 2020
Noun.
Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.
Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.
Martha said she’d have a bowl of chili if it wasn’t too spicy so I gave that chili gimp the hot shit.
by dougie shitmore November 18, 2019
by RankKat July 09, 2021