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Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work.
Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.
Tax payer: oi what's your name
Doll bludger: doll
Tax payer: phuck you doll
Doll bludger: what's your name
Tax payer: tax wh...
Doll bludger: phuck you tax
by coop-meme January 6, 2021
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cranky badger

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.
Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...
by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021
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Honey badger pops

honey badger backflip cereal with real bees making honey while bouncing on a trampoline while eating banana popsicles.
by little man 13 February 10, 2023
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Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.
by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023
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cap-badge

noun.

the badge placed upon the headdress - usually of military use.

verb.

to cap-badge or be cap-badged is to rotate badge from someone's headdress and turn it upside down without the victims knowledge - usually used to comedic response.
"Your cap-badge should be positioned above your left eye"

"You've been cap-badged. Turn the badge right way up."
by LeoPinty August 9, 2023
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Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".
by Potatomans October 4, 2017
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Pump the Badger

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.
by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020
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