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woman boner

the female equivalent of a boner.
while it is largely a conceptual term, it is humanly possible. the clitoris, much like the penis, will swell up and harden when aroused. only for ladies, its really tiny and unnoticable. also exemplified in pointy nipples.
Oh my god did you see Tyler take off his shirt? That gave me a raging woman boner.
by thisisntchristine December 1, 2011
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Euphoria Boner

the boner a trans feminine person gets when they do something that gives them gender euphoria
person a: “i wore a skirt today and it gave me a boner for some reason”
person b: “that’s probably your euphoria boner!”
by transfemcel June 18, 2021
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boner lean

The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.
Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?
by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008
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loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.
The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.
by i get bored sometimes. October 3, 2009
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Boner Smash

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
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Prague Boner

A boner that is achieved by thinking of forbidden thoughts. The owner, of said boner, must always make his best efforts to not let his friends know the root of his erection
That fella Jack’s got a boner”
I swear I’m not thinking about my sister”
“Aha, Jack’s got a Prague Boner”
by TheTomBrady69 April 22, 2020
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Book Boner

When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
by WYALS September 11, 2016
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