Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.

My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!

by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011

Black Cherry

Similar to popping the cherry, to pop one's black cherry means to receive anal sex for the first time

-Yo, you put it in her butt last night?

-Hell yeah, I popped her black cherry!

by BearClawGoBlue November 18, 2010

Black Flip

It is a back flip off a wall that was primarily used by a cornerd African American in the days of slavery to gain a better position against its pursuer. If done correctly, the person being subjected to the black flip will go momentarily unconcious giving the user an oppurtunity to escape. To this day the reason for the momentary unconciousness is unexplained but most believe it is due to the sheer amount of awesomeness that results from one.

Did you get that guy who was running down that alley?
No man, i had him cornered but then he pulled off a black flip on me
O shit, are you okay
Yea I'm alright just a bit dizzy, but man it was fucking awesome!

by Jaeser May 26, 2010

Black Packed

Used to describe the first time a woman has sex with a black man.

Josh : Yo did you see the way Kimmy was walking today? What happened to her?

Matt : Oh man! You didn't hear? Last night at the party Kimmy got Black Packed!

Josh : OH SHIT!

by TheReelDeel April 12, 2011

black scope

almost like a quickscope but except you don't see the crosshairs a little.

guy - hey dude I just black scope 3 guys!

by pelonpelorico October 3, 2013

Black Tractor

The act of dipping ones hand in hot tar and anally penetrating someone with the tar covered fist.

"Oh man, I have a constant wedgie because I got black tractored last night and my underwear keep sticking to the left over tar in my ass."

by Mornosh March 17, 2009

black ice

When you take a shit, freeze it and then smash it through someone's window

Victim: "Aww man, someone smashed my window... and someone shat on my carpet! What are the chances?"
Wise Elder: "Thats no coincidence my friend, you've been black iced"

by Sati December 14, 2009