Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 13, 2024

Austin No Frags Roesner

A man who is so bad at rainbow six, but thinks he is so good. Chooses from an arsenal of 2 operators, both of which he can't kill anyone with. he compensates for the absence of real friends with smashing hoes with STD's, he is a dumb nigger

Austin, please get a second kill
Austin, please get a fucking kill
Austin, You fucking suck austin no frags roesner

by The KKK 2 November 11, 2018

Austin P

Straight up cutie who loves kissing and having sex with males named thicc or nick. Usually cute af

Woah Austin P don’t get too excited running on nick.

by Chicken tender thicc nick November 07, 2019

Austin Steres

literally just means sheep

You can bench as much as Austin Steres.

by Kyle Pawlak April 01, 2022

Austin long

A person whos hair looks like a mop and hangs out with roadmen

"Mop the poopdeck!" said austin long

by Your open bumhole December 01, 2019

Austin Mount

Has a large dick.

Austin Mount made that horse look like a bitch.

by Austin Mount August 12, 2018

austin-thomas

It’s the last name’s Austin and Thomas put together

Unknown: C. Austin-Thomas

by Camat March 08, 2021