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Austin

Austin hangs up on Cas so Austin is a "hanger upper"
by Shwhshshsbsv August 7, 2021
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Austin

An auteestic child.
Austin is teestic.
by plato! July 24, 2024
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Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.
Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.
by bp_austin March 30, 2019
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Austin

Is a hot Scottish man who will swoop in right during the time of your life when you need him the most. You will ask yourself “where has this man been my entire life?” And “what did I do to deserve him?”. He is so caring, even to people he barely knows, he would literally give the shirt off his back to help others. He knows exactly how to cheer you up, how to give advice, and is an amazing listener. Once you meet an Austin you will feel so safe and comfortable, like you can let your guard down finally. Austin is by far the best thing that will ever happen to you so better try hard to keep him.
Girl, I think I’m in love.

With who?

Austin! Duh!
by Bee31 May 10, 2022
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Austin

Austin- Austin is a nigga that consistently has chapped lips. An Austin will generally get his ass beat by a Nick who happens to be an Avetard and an outard. You can see an Austin looking for chapstick everywhere he goes because he has a very rare form of herpes
Armando: Hey how you doin man?
Austin: SHUT YO TUBBY ASS UP BOi....
by small0ffeast December 25, 2019
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Austin powers

I just made a fake word to trick my kids!!! They almost fell for it!!!
Name a famous persons starting with Austin?
Austin Powers
by Austin Power lover June 30, 2022
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Austin

A guy that smokes a shit ton of weed and owns a lava lamp.
Yo that’s Austin. He’s off the gas all the time. His watch is stuck on 4:20.
by Hahahahhahshdhcjsknfnckc December 9, 2019
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