alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

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alaskan margarita

An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.

"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"

by Mr fingers August 4, 2017

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alaskan sugar rush

When a females head is leaned back the male ejaculates in the tip if the chin the the sperm rolls down the female

-Yo last night I gave an alaskan sugar rush on Sydney.

by Booty eater tht has a 9 incher August 10, 2017

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Alaskan Firebird

When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.

Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning

by Smokeyfingers621 December 31, 2018

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Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 8, 2019

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Alaskan Sunrise

An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.

Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."

You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"

by PrecariousToast July 18, 2018

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