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Alaskan Bud Dragon

When Tony Todd cums in a girls mouth and yells "bud i got aids" and the cum goes back out her nose making her an Alaskan Bud Dragon.
Tony gave her an Alaskan Bud Dragon
by rumblingsky June 16, 2021
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Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.
I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.
by 6117 March 11, 2025
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Alaskan Pool Party

An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.
Martin and Matt cannot have a good sex sesh unless they both participate in an Alaskan pool party.
by Jennifer Italia July 26, 2022
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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.
Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.
by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023
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Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012
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Alaskan Gusher

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a condom and ties it of at the end. The man then puts the condom in the woman's mouth for her to chew on.
Person one: Did you use a condom?
Person two: Yea bro, I gave her an Alaskan gusher
by Word man420 May 10, 2021
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Alaskan Float

When a Man or Woman pours a float into their partner's anus.
Timmy gave his girlfriend Jenna an Alaskan Float.
by SoggyToothbrush December 27, 2020
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