Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...
by Czechmatedude September 14, 2011
by The randy reed December 26, 2022
Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.
by EscapeTheBubble April 25, 2021
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Both very shy but they are two people that are perfect together and they will always find a way to fight through their problems. No matter how hard it is, they will go though all their problems to love each other till the end.
by NatAttack23 June 19, 2017
Christian Trudic, also known as Trudic or Trudy, sadly has Turner syndrome, but this doesn’t stop him from spreading his herpes to everyone in the school by giving them head. Trudic is a fiend for Bo Russell and has been stalking him everyday just to get a sniff of his ass. People have been known to bend down in front of him when he walks in the room due to his utter sex appeal. He is also considered the greatest grid diet of all time, and Trudic’s greatest past time is griddying in Bo Russell’s BBC. We will never truly know the full power of Trudy but if you see him, hide yo bitch.
“Trudy (Christian Trudic) is my daddy and I love when he griddys and then sketes on my face 😩” -Bo Russell
by Dakota Trudic February 17, 2022
Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.
by happee01 May 24, 2010