Lay Raise

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.

So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!

by LoganPhyve May 4, 2012

Laying pie

Having no regard for pregnancy and spraying inside a broad.

Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar

by crullycubes October 7, 2022

The Scoop (Frito Lay)

The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.

that guys my hero he just pulled off the Scoop (Frito Lay) on John's mom.

by vt235 September 8, 2009