Lucky Hot Shot

The act of using a mortar tub with a lit shell in it as a sex toy until the shell launches into your anal cavity and explodes, disintegrating your insides, causing great pleasure. Great fun for the whole family.

Jerry's wife tried out the ol' Lucky Hot Shot last week, rumors say she still hasn't recovered.

by Dirtsz June 24, 2025

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Hot As Fuck!

When it's really hot outside, such as during Summer of 2024 heat waves, it's "Hot As Fuck!"

I'll be damned, it got up to 120° in Las Vegas today, it's never been that hot there. It's Hot As Fuck!

by PooderHound July 12, 2024

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Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

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Aussie Hot Pocket

Is the act of shoving Kangaroo shit up your partners ass then proceed to tap that ass

We ate at out then snuck in to the zoo so we could pull off the Aussie Hot Pocket, best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

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The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

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