National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

November 1 National Panda Day

The day where you Celebrate Pandas and their Existence That means get crazy With Pandas and cuddle up!

Girl: Why are you hugging your stuff toy Panda?
Other Girl: Because its November 1 National Panda Day

by Bananaboo315 May 31, 2020

National Titties Day

On April 19 you boyfriend,girlfriend or side piece must show you titties.

It’s April 19th which is National Titties Day, so show me titties.

by Daddy Needs Some New Shoes April 19, 2021

National Mikkel Day

06.12./december 6th.
ITS NATIONAL MIKKEL DAY!!! if you know any person with the name mikkel, wish them a happy mikkel day!! :D

its National Mikkel day!!

by mikkelworshiper December 6, 2022

National Ds Bizzy day

Today you can ds bizzy whenever you feel like it

“Today is national ds bizzy day”❗️

by vLoneHBK- December 28, 2022

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

National Nudes day

May 6-8th is National Nudes day. Blow up the phone with nudes to anyone whose name begins with a T.

“Hey Gina may 6-8th is national nudes day don’t for get to send nudes to everyone with a T at the beginning of their name.

“Thanks Trevor I almost forgot sending them now ;)”

by Cloudhumor May 6, 2024