Screen-er Syndrome

When a person(s) stare(s) at a screen no matter what is on it.

John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.

by Sakeeya July 5, 2012

Barnicle Syndrome

Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.

1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.

by meowfulcopter June 15, 2009

Seahorse Syndrome

When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.

She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.

by PistolwhipnWillie November 8, 2020

Furious Syndrome

that one British and bisexual streamer who uses a lot of pink and is very swag

"you know Furious Syndrome?"
"oh yeah that one British dude"

by noeatle September 11, 2021

Den Syndrome

Den Syndrome is both combinations of the Iris Syndrome and Mayu Syndrome. Once the person misspelled a word in there sentence there next text would get worst over and over again until they stop texting.

Person: What’s that?
Person 2: Its my molk sheke
Person: Do you mean Milk Shake?
Person 2: Yrdh O neam m7lj sh3k@
Person: Nice Den Syndrome

by Z e n i s d u m b December 2, 2020

2020 Syndrome

A mental health disorder where the individual experiences PTSD symptoms that remind them of something that happened in 2020. Symptoms include depression, panic attacks, and tunnel vision.

Despite the Pandemic being in the past, the effects it caused gave him 2020 Syndrome.

by Pickle Richard October 11, 2022

quackzei dick syndrome

when the dick of person is insanely large

holly shit homie you got quackzei dick syndrome

by duck man the man duck June 2, 2021