pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.
Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk
by BOUTA_BUST March 20, 2018
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Pulling a Delaney

When a grammatical error is made over text message and the perpetrator is ruthlessly bullied and harassed to the point where they will never make another mistake again.
Excuse me, I need to Pull a Delaney

He was busy Pulling a Delaney in the group chat

She really Pulled a Delaney when I said "I ate to much cake"
by Grewsuf May 10, 2020
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"pulling a decker"

moving on with life the way God designed
Hey John just broke up with this girl, and damn the next day he was with another. He was "pulling a Decker"
by Clackadack September 24, 2008
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pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.
“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”
by kaiskidneys January 03, 2023
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tech no. pull

Acquiring or pulling the phone number of a person of the opposite sex by means of technology.
Lauren: ...Sounds like a good enough reason for me. Is it okay if I bring my roommate and maybe one other girl?

Elliot: A thats cool. Perfect. Think you can find it? Here is my number if you have questions 812-639-7523

Lauren: Probably not lol. I'm terrible with directions. I'll try my best though. I'll text you so you have mine as well.

Elliot: "That's my second tech no. pull this month."
by lug nut October 09, 2009
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Pulled a Darren

Scoring below 5% on a test or quiz.
Kid 1: Bruh, I got a 1/50...
Kid 2: Just Pulled a Darren.
Kid 1: Forreal!
by PFEK November 21, 2010
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