national shoulder day

the day that appreciates all the broard shoulders in the world. it is celebrated by corressing and kissing the shoulders and the man that comes with them

“benedict did you know it’s national shoulder day ? We now have to celebrate the amazing part of the male anatomy !” begins to get corssed and loves it by significant other

by birra tacos May 26, 2022

national oki day

national oki day is a day where you celebrate the living of okiniirii yumai , you celebrate this by spoiling and loving this small blackanese female.

"what are we getting okiniirii yumai for national oki day"

"ion kno nigga , a kiss assum"

by sheshortlikeagnome June 19, 2023

National Hickey Day

National Hickey Day is celebrated on February 19th in honor of love for all people in all forms.

I gave ten girls hickeys on National Hickey Day last February

by Boulder Girl February 19, 2023

National Bandage93 Appreciation Day

A day to celebrate Bandage93! Hes a cherished and handsome and cute little guy, it will be celebrated September 19th for literally no reason!

"Oh wow its National Bandage93 Appreciation Day! Lets celebrate!"

"Who are you and why the fuck are you in my house?"

by Bandage93 March 22, 2025

National Eat out your girl day

On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1

Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today

Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day

by ACETONE November 16, 2022

National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.

Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!

by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024

National treat your girl like a bitch day

October 31st. Do not be nice to your girlfriend AT ALL.NO MATTER WHAT. You can even ignore her!!Nothings off limits.

Hey man October 31st is National treat your girl like a bitch day do not be nice to your girl!

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah December 12, 2020