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face-glorious

Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.
Mary: This sux, I have to move.

Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.

Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)

Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
by overitall July 22, 2010
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salami face

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face
by HT132 November 7, 2019
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When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it
Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?
by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025
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Face Dropper

One who constantly posts photos of themself with celebrities, politicians, executives, or popular individuals on social media outlets in an attempt to seem cooler or more elite than average. "Face Dropping" is the equivalent of "Name Dropping" in picture form.
John: I thought Danielle was so down to earth, then I realized she was a total face dropper. She is constantly posting pictures of herself with popular people and celebrities.
by c2o7y November 27, 2013
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Face pelt

Face pelt is also known as face, face skelp, face mash, Face of disgrace & just FACE. He is a well known character. He is a little crazy. Quite the party animal. Often seen rolling about the floor, Banging his head and making prank calls to several victims.
"Hey face, when are we going out"

"Oi! Face pelt!"
by McTavish Clan December 28, 2011
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dick face killa

A person woman or man who can suck off a lot of dicks in a short amount of time.
Damn you know dale aka (philly) that dude is a dick face killa!!
by anonymous August 4, 2024
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sad bitch face

It’s like a resting bitch face but you look sad.
She has a sad bitch face.
by Thekarenslayer February 18, 2025
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