by Rey30 April 18, 2022

by Hhggj May 22, 2023

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018

by kankei October 11, 2022

Takes place between Oct 11 thru 17.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.
by Impasta1472 October 11, 2022

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.
It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.
I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.
I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.
by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025
