Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog

Ham-dog is gagging at destiny

by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018

Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun

Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!

by Nutman the God October 4, 2022

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

dog week

The week every PV football waits for every year. The week they get to kick the cheating/lying Bettendorf Bulldogs ass

Hey bro what week is it?

“It’s dog week bro.”

Let’s fucking go bro!

by GeorgeBrett78 August 25, 2019

Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021

What the dog doin'?

A mystery that has yet to be solved by the brightest heads of humanity.

That is if it shall ever be solved.

So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"

Give me some of those mints...oh yeah me too..oh yeah .cool .....what the dog doin'?
-when someone hase mints in school.

by Redos (make up your own name!) January 1, 2022

Deadbeat Dog Fucker

Someone who sits around all day, fucks his dog and does nothing with his life. Total creep.

That Deadbeat Dog Fucker's at it again!! What a sick loser!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025