telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

throw me a solid

do someone a favor

if i am sick and i need to have my dog walked. you walk my dog even though its raining. you throw me a solid.

by Sherri Harwarth September 20, 2013

Batin' me up

To lead someone on, pretend you are something or to act like you want something.

James asked me for some weed bruv but he was just batin' me up, he didn't have the doe!

by ForellazBruv September 30, 2013

suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.

1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"

by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012

sne , u give me food ?

Typical quote from a hungry student.

Often used before, during, and after lectures at universities.
Refers to common situations when poor and malnourished students scavenge for food among other, luckier in life fiends.
Sne being a diminutive form from Snezana, name lately gaining much popularity in Dublin. One can find great examples of Sniezanas at DCU (Dublin City University), where they tend to share food, especially during spanish language classes!

Sne Sne, tengo mucha hambre, why u no give me food, por favooor ! ! ! !
sne , u give me food ?

by qiuA1@nn;Loo August 31, 2012

Man-me-downs

Items that your girlfriend has that have been used or, previously owned by her x-man/boyfriend/husband.

Your girlfriend digs in a box and says I have a tee-shirt you can use, you then say I don't want your man-me-downs!

by Swiggs November 27, 2011

Copy me out

The opposite of copying someone in on an email or other electronic communication. Usually sarcastic.

"Oh yeah, you can copy me out on that!"

by Christophelambpie December 7, 2011