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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
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NO ME

This is the absolute form of no u, the ultimate inter-galactic response to any kind of offensive words.
Bitchlasagna: your mom gaii
Intellectual: NO ME
Bitchlasagna: iyaaaaaa!!! *holds head with both hands and artistically screeching*
by Weaboo Gonzales March 14, 2018
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Try me bitch

Not quite a pick me girl. Instead of doing things for validation or approval, they do it out of PURE RAGE AND ANGER
Eg, Her hair is ugly as fk
This is out of rage at women in general by a "Try me bitch" woman, for no other reason than anger
by TheIrishWolfie September 4, 2025
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Don’t drink me

Well you probably shouldn’t drink it
Hey don’t drink me!
Ok
Well you probably shouldn’t drink it
by Hehehehhehehehehhehehhe April 29, 2023
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laugh die me

Something's too funny that I laughed until almost dead
The way Tommy explained the concept of Linked List (Computer Science term) with "Human Centipede" laugh die me.
by alandragonjuice October 15, 2017
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