(Also known as SCS) A syndrome in which you're about to fall asleep, but you have a dream where you fall from a significant height, causing you to awaken panicked.
Person 1: I keep having dreams where I think I'm falling from the stairs.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
Person 2: You mean falling down the stairs?
Person 1: No, falling from the stairs. They collapse, and then I'm sent falling, which causes me to jerk awake.
Person 2: You might have Stair Collapse Syndrome.
Person 1: I already have sleep paralysis, I'm good.
by eliza_something September 14, 2023
Get the Stair Collapse Syndrome mug.marsh syndrome one of the many types of worthless woman conditions that exist in modern age feminism culture. this particular one is the strange phenomenon that plagues society when woman are attracted to 'bad boys'. When suffering from marsh syndrome , woman will often ruin their life and the people whom have invested into building a life together with her, by way of betrayal . Cheating with those low life's who generally are petty criminals , lifetime criminals who always get caught cause they are stupid criminals but have some kind of street credibility.
Known for fighting or being feared by or respected . When they are literally worthless men dragging any potential there might have been in the downward spiral into their swamp, marsh, dead-end, constant struggle of life. Woman with marsh syndrome are generally of low self worth and only feel at ease knowing their boyfriend is locked up in jail where every form of contact is lovey dovey babe this babe that type of talk cause in reality these woman couldnt hold down a good man or keep one happy anyways. They prefer low value men with low expectations so they never feel a need to be better or self aware of their errors.
Known for fighting or being feared by or respected . When they are literally worthless men dragging any potential there might have been in the downward spiral into their swamp, marsh, dead-end, constant struggle of life. Woman with marsh syndrome are generally of low self worth and only feel at ease knowing their boyfriend is locked up in jail where every form of contact is lovey dovey babe this babe that type of talk cause in reality these woman couldnt hold down a good man or keep one happy anyways. They prefer low value men with low expectations so they never feel a need to be better or self aware of their errors.
my friend was depressed but stayed strong for his daughter of whom he is now raising primarily by himself due to his ex and mother to child decided to cheat on him with some jailhouse shot caller she met at party. Knowing my friend has done what a man is suppose to do for a family the only comfort I could offer him was introducing him to some other low value woman so he could see that marsh syndrome goes both ways. girls with bad boyfriends will also cheat with good men who they ultimately can't keep happy but need to experience what they can't have or deserve. just unfortunate my friend chose to have a child with such a girl. Then he said, he didnt have much choice. which leads to another well known type of evil woman. where getting pregnant is only for financial gain for the next 18 years. which all have one thing in common. they will drag your life thru their marsh.
by Luv H8 Luv September 14, 2023
Get the marsh syndrome mug.The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.
Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
by spriggan. September 14, 2023
Get the Delayed Reaction Syndrome mug.Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".
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Get the Low Desk Syndrome mug.False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.
Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass
Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass
Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023
Get the Assburgers Syndrome mug.Brunout Syndrome is a syndrome someone has if they can not drive a vehicle without doing a burnout during the drive.
This guy has brunout syndrome, it is impossible for him to drive his car without doing a burnout with it
by Dr.Burnout September 20, 2023
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