haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

Wanker

When someone wanks inside your mother and u eat it

Kierra: i wanked in ur mom

Hannah:damn i eat it
Your wanker

by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020

Little willie wanker

A small person. That appears alot younger than they are.
Usually found hanging out with adolescents. Hangs out alot round public toilets.
Has a little willie.

That blokes cock is tiny!
He's a little willie wanker!

by Jizznote August 20, 2013

Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.

When the world needed him most, the West Greene Wanker, disappeared.

by Goonciple September 8, 2025

wanker

someone who masturbates

Person A: Wagwan my drilla
Person B: fuck off you dirty wanker go suck a donkeys dick

by rob v2 April 11, 2022