Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.

"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"

by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 1, 2019

Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Waterbury Wanker

When you have a tiny, ginger micropenis and are also a molester

Don’t be a Waterbury wanker bro. A complete and total monkey spanker

by Rick Junk April 17, 2024

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018

Wanker

People who build synthetic users.

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.

by huguini April 6, 2023

doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act

Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!

by Thiccyicky February 27, 2022