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Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
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Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
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