Karen Contest

When Karen asks to speak to the manager and the manager is also Karen. Upon confrontation an epic bitch fight ensues. Typically results in hair pulling, harsh but very large fancy words, loss of clothing and collateral damage. These encounters typically occur in upscale restaurants and retail outlets. There have been unconfirmed reports of Karen contests occurring at childrens soccer games. It is strongly recommended to avoid becoming involved and to the leave the immediate area if possible.

Mike: Oh shit! Dude Karen just asked for the manager!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!

Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!

by NikkiSix June 6, 2020

canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.

Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.

by Fourmz May 28, 2020

Basic Karen

See definition of Karen, except this one accuses the manager for her positive Covid test less than 24 hrs after being in the establishment

Erika: Me and my friends tested positive for Covid and the only common denominator is that place we went yesterday so I’m calling the manager

Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.

by littlebrowngirl June 20, 2020

Helicopter Karen

The soccer moms are breeding ground for the particularly aggressive Helicopter-Karens part helicopter Mom, part Karen, their fear of being around other responsible Mom's and outing their shitty Mothering combined with their outspoken hatred of all things that impose on the fostering of their narcissism makes for an overly aggressive cuntiness that can rarely be restrained without red wine and bon bons

That Helicopter Karen just followed the soccer ref home shouting obscenities while calling the police because the ref reminded her 6yr old son to tie his shoes.

by Gymsmyth September 18, 2020

Couch Karen

A Karen that sits on her ass, spewing her entitled opinion all over the internet, because her life feels inconvenienced by actions that don't effect her.

"Sit the fuck down, couch Karen."

by Matryoshica July 20, 2020

Karen Logic

Its just Karen Logic

Dude: oh look a karen
Karen: *Spurts out Karen Logic*

by Anim0o February 9, 2020

anime karen

anime karens are small young girls that have short greasy hair and usually are quite poor. they think anime's a lifestyle and if they watch a single episode they're instantly a massive fan. usually they trace art and claim its theirs. they also try and ship real and fake people in ships that are really un-realistic. like shipping a straight 14 year girl, with a 60 year old gay non-binary person. they continue to push anime up your freaking ass and will stop at nothing for their traced fan art to be noticed.

"omg alexis is such an anime karen."
"yeah, like yesterday she claimed i should be shipped with our 70 year old teacher mr barns, because we both have blue eyes"

by 🌻 ˢⁱᵉⁿⁿᵃ 🍋 July 29, 2020