Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book

my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

Google and shake

Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.

Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?

Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.

by Equine fiddler June 27, 2014

out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.

Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!

by GeoYota July 5, 2015

Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.

I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.

by Gazcap November 13, 2019

Google Translate

The world's funniest Google website. Simply choose a language, do an Irish jig on your computer keyboard, and you will get a VERY accurate translation. For example, fryfryfryfryfryfryfry from Welsh becomes "wondrous wonders". Incredible!

With the power of Google translate, I can turn "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." into "Long walls and black anger."!!!

by Mr Half-written Dictionary April 28, 2021