Zach

hes a thot

Hi Zach

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Zach

A very cute and creative man with curly hair snd hazel eyes. Always makes your day happier when he calls or texts you and you literally explode when he calls you “love”. You want to marry this man. Npbut ag the same time hes a fatass who eats hella and gains no weight and will not hesitate to take you into the bathroom when he needs to take a giant spookie dookie.

Zach, you dont need to keep eating sam’s club pizza

by Saturnluvr November 21, 2023

Zach

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.

Wow he is so nice, he is such a Zach.

by BioReactor February 7, 2018

zached

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends

Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.

by mrmixx August 24, 2022

Lawrence angel zach alec

Beautiful Pastry chef

Wow thiers lawrence angel zach alec hes making banging cakes what a dude

by babadoodo November 23, 2021

Zach

Zach is a all out badass redneck who is really tall and plays lots of sports and is very strong, he won’t take sh!t from no one and will even help u through tough times he is caring and very loyal, he is super funny but gets in lots of trouble, he misses A...v.... he is a very nice guy so if u ever get told by a Zach that he like you don’t let him go

Person 1: did you hear about that tall kid

Person 2: you mean Zach

Person 1: yeah

by Zthompson782 April 15, 2021

zach

Zach has 9000 ft shlong and is a sex god

Your pp is as long as a zach

by 69696969696969696969699669 May 14, 2020