The cutest little siege player youll ever meet. Osama bin Laden fanboy. Although his hair is greasy he is still a complete lassie getter.
Omg is that Zach Osterhage
I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me
by Hockeyboss721 September 11, 2020
Get the Zach Osterhagemug. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.
by Annie V. November 27, 2017
Get the Zachmug. Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!
Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
by Mxcey December 6, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A very funny and kind person that always makes people smile. If you know a Zach then you are a very lucky person. He is not afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Zach’s are very good at making people feel loved and appreciated. Zach’s are very y’all.
by Lamalexi November 15, 2019
Get the Zachmug. Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.
This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.
The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.
The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass
Zach: 🧍🧍🧍
A.Man: *begins his assault*
Zach: chill,chill, *n word*
Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
Zach: 🧍🧍🧍
A.Man: *begins his assault*
Zach: chill,chill, *n word*
Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
Get the Zachingmug. 
by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023
Get the Zach’s dickmug.