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The Assumption Song

A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)

The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
The Assumption Song is a great way to test if you have a dirty mind.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2025
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The perfect song

Person 1: Yo what's the perfect song

Person 2: Gusty Garden Galaxy
by Teasis69 October 31, 2021
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luring with a siren song of my bussy

An ability of a person identifying as a queer man (subject) to seduce others away from their plans and responsibilities. Subject converses with the victim on descriptions of intimate acts in a tasteful manner and follows natural instincts of acquiring nice pounding. If done properly, and with optional addition of photographic, and video seductive material, the victim cannot refuse the siren call. This provides both subject and victim with gratification, so no one is complaining.
- How did you get Dave to visit so quickly, thought he had something really important on Friday?
- By luring with a siren song of my bussy until he caved.
- You're such a fucking slut Evan.
by fvckboy_kai June 8, 2024
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album song

A forgettable (or even plain bad) song that people only listen to when they listen to an album all the way through.

Usually refers to generic or mediocre songs that bands and artists put in their albums that get overshadowed by better written or more popular songs.
Normal Human Being: How was that The Killers album?
Hipster Elitist: Don't bother with it, even the title track is an Album Song at best.

Everyone remembers Rap God and Berzerk, but the rest of The Marshal Mathers LP 2 were all album songs.

Sometimes I have to look up album songs, because they were all so forgettable.
by MusicMusicMusicBear March 26, 2019
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safety song

The song you sing to yourself in order to get another annoying tune out of your head.
I've had that stupid song from the Kia Soul commercial -- the one with the rappin' hamsters -- in my head for days, so I started singing the theme from THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. It's my safety song.
by Julie the Jarhead January 23, 2011
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do one's song

(verb) to keep saying something untrue or annoying, or something that's been said many times.
He did nada but doin' his old song "I didn't rip off yo ride!".
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Pick up a song

When a musical artist unreleases/takes back a song.
Pick up a song: J. Cole released 7 Minute Drill then picked it up 2 days later.
by HydroChicken June 30, 2024
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