Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.

Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?

by Gator6977 August 23, 2020

pony

A latin based word now defined as a slur to describe someone that is of a short stature.

Look at that dude, I'd be embarrassed to be a pony like him.

by TheOnlineGexMaster July 14, 2024

Pony

1. A person who gets more ass than a Pony at a county fair.

2. A person who just got fucked.

1. God, did you hear who hooked up with Pony last night?

2. Man, she got ponied real good.

by The_Indelible_Queen_M March 19, 2011

Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.

How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!

by PersianPony December 2, 2024

the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"

by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017

tail pony

The alternate way if saying "pony tail" usually used in joking among friends that eventually stumbled across the backwards combo of words in conversation

Whoa.. Tail pony sounds WAY better than pony tail!

by Extremely Uninterested October 17, 2017

Pony Kingdom

The Pony Kingdom or Pony Kingdom is My Little Pony creator Liam Keel the King of MLP's digital and real-life organization which is going to be the 196th country on planet earth and the first brony nation.

It is a constitutional monarchy lead by a King & Patriarch with a Prime Minister and acting Prime Minister for the public side of things and other positions like Security Director and Interior Minister for the peacekeeping as well as a secret service equivalent to keep bronies in compliance.

The predecessor called the Kingdom of My Little Pony was very similar in many ways but on February 18th, 2025, it was renamed to "Pony Kingdom" or "The Pony Kingdom" so merch could be pursued by the brand owners involved.

I am a citizen and royal subject of The Pony Kingdom, greatest flex of ALL TIME!

by King Of My Little Pony March 6, 2025