kING C A.K A Carlo
He has many names how ever most know him as Carlo, he is a Alien to this planet and is awaiting his for his mother ship to finally trace his beacon so he can finally leave! He has however mastered the human language known as SARCASM, he clearly has no real taste he doesn't like Marvel or Taurus and he is a real Asshole! However, once you actually sit through this painful process of getting through his defectiveness , he is actually a real Gem, you can tell him all your secrets, although he really does listen, he forgets them all in a few days. He has a heart that is big and cares more than he will let on, he is funny in a way that not many people are, actually he isn't like many people at all, he is an Alien after all.
He is a good friend and a great Dad and I believe he is as loyal as a dog. So if you ever have the privilege of finding this rare person, give him a chance! Take him for a bike ride, just don't take him off his bike!
He is a good friend and a great Dad and I believe he is as loyal as a dog. So if you ever have the privilege of finding this rare person, give him a chance! Take him for a bike ride, just don't take him off his bike!
by #Wench October 30, 2019
Get the Carlomug. Only one way to use this in a sentence.
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"
"I am Carlos Matos From New York City, New York. Wasu wasu wasu wasu wasuuup, BITCONNEEECT!"
by Puffmonkey January 22, 2018
Get the Carlos Matosmug. Carlos Hernandez is the most handsome beautiful and sweetest boy ever in the entire world he’s funny and have a great personality he’s everything a girl wish they had he’s dating a very lucky girl name Diamond they are ima. Happy relationship he’s loyal and very nice n sweet he makes Diamond smile every day and cry less he’s the best thing that ever happen to Diamond Diamond loves him so much.
by Toelicker347 February 1, 2024
Get the Carlos Hernandezmug. Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
by BM Taker September 24, 2022
Get the Carlosmug. pulling a carlos is when a someone riding a public bus gets off to let other people off and then finds the door shut, resulting in them having to run to the next stop so that they may get back on the bus
by sarajoncena November 29, 2017
Get the pulling a carlosmug.