Turtle-Tip

To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.

Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.

Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!

by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014

bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.

Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.

by Snow Crash May 16, 2014

ancient turtle

The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle

Damn that guy is an Ancient Turtle for sure

by Nugs92 June 13, 2018

hidden turtle

When you're trying to poop but it doesn't want to come out so you have to force it.

It took me over an hour to get that hidden turtle out.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 10, 2016

Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

Awkward Turtle

A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.

Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.

by Oy, Nineteen, Eld August 17, 2008