by anonymous September 22, 2025
Get the Rizzmug. Really?..... “SeE gUyS!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘Ram our cervix with a giant wiener’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.
Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you?
Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”
Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”
Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”
Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”
Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”
Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”
Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”
Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”
Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”
Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”
Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”
Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”
Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”
Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”
Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
Get the Rizzmug. Rizz is a word used for saying "i get bitches." Or (more PG-13 way)
One's ability to seduce a potential (usually female) love interest.
It was a word created by fellow youtuber Kai Cenat in mid-2021 that was then soon popularized due to tiktok.
One's ability to seduce a potential (usually female) love interest.
It was a word created by fellow youtuber Kai Cenat in mid-2021 that was then soon popularized due to tiktok.
<insert name> damn bro that person if hella fine, go talk with them.
<you> alright man, im gonna ask her for her number.
*comes back*
<you> i got her number bro
<insert name> damn you have some insane rizz!
<you> alright man, im gonna ask her for her number.
*comes back*
<you> i got her number bro
<insert name> damn you have some insane rizz!
by Lizzaynotfound January 6, 2023
Get the rizzmug. 
by Goomba420 March 28, 2023
Get the Ash's Rizzmug. This type of Rizz is where you sexually seduce minors by giving them candy or some other treat and force them down into your basement to do CNC and sell it on the black market for $.
Person 1: omg did u hear of that kid that got seduced by wyatt?
Person 2: OMG YEAH I DID IS HE/SHE OK?
Person 1: I dont think so because he did the Wyatt rizz
Person 2: OMG YEAH I DID IS HE/SHE OK?
Person 1: I dont think so because he did the Wyatt rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
Get the Wyatt Rizzmug. When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Boy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 12, 2024
Get the awkwardness rizzmug.