by Leak Leak 🐊🏖 March 22, 2017
A person who defends another person for no other reason than to get brownie points with them and into their pants.
"Jake you damn Meat-rider! It's so damn obvious you just defend him because you want to suck him off!"
by succ man but b January 16, 2023
People who have had sex/done sexual things in a moving vehicle (specifically one on the road)
Ex: cars, buses, motorcycles (if u can do it on a motorcycle you're just different)
This is not to be confused with the mile high club, this is for road vehicles.
Ex: cars, buses, motorcycles (if u can do it on a motorcycle you're just different)
This is not to be confused with the mile high club, this is for road vehicles.
A: Jessica and Cassie joined the road riders this weekend.
B: What do you mean?
A: They had sex in the car while Cassie was driving
B: Could be us
B: What do you mean?
A: They had sex in the car while Cassie was driving
B: Could be us
by Zelophine March 02, 2022
This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
by G.I. Tom February 26, 2021
The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
by Saulman500 December 26, 2023