Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

martin luthered

Basically hooding someone, not much more than that.

Get Martin Luthered you h*ckin boi!

by Sencic May 27, 2018

Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Lara Martin

Lara is the most amazing girl a person could ask for. She is beautiful, weird, and fun all in one. She will make the time go by fast, because of all the fun you would be having.

I'm so glad i have a Lara Martin as a friend, she is all i could ask for in a friend.

by Mexican Puertorican October 13, 2011

Martin Test

A testprocedure where the applicaton works if the applikation returns the word "penis"

I returned penis, so the "Martin Test" succedded

by IN-Sohn November 7, 2019

Martined

When somebody writes a book/story or show and killed off every main character that everybody love

'Dude! Have you seen game of thrones?'
'Nah man, the director totaly Martined it, I stopped watching after the 1st season'

by Sir Guestngton April 6, 2015

Martin

Angel human dog creature with sky blue eyes. He is a warm, healing sun during the day shining and smiling in the sky - at night he turns into the brightest of stars, leading lost animals and humans back home. He is super hot, clever, beautiful and has a cute gap between his front teeth.

I love you Martin

by m4r1n November 22, 2021