Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)
by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025
Get the Couch mug.A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 25, 2014
Get the couch twerk mug.When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021
Get the Couch Scotch mug.A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018
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Get the Couching mug.When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
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