John says to Avery I’m going to the gym at 5. Avery goes to John’s house at 8 and says how was the gym? John says he never went to the gym. Avery says “you be with the bullshit”.
by John gotti June 25, 2023
A place, experience, person or food that is/was beyond good. So good, that it needs bullshit in front of the word good just to describe how good it is/was.
"How good was that banana bread this morning?"
"Bro, it was bullshit good"
"How was your night last night?"
"Dude, it was bullshit good"
"So, was he/she any good between the sheets?"
"Man, he/she was bullshit good"
"Bro, it was bullshit good"
"How was your night last night?"
"Dude, it was bullshit good"
"So, was he/she any good between the sheets?"
"Man, he/she was bullshit good"
by NatalieH March 06, 2019
A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king April 22, 2018
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!
I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021
by Hjagdjns March 21, 2021
Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?
Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
by Hohater6969 October 07, 2023
A term used to define a series of events in one's life that in hindsight seem to be extremely far-fetched and ridiculous due to both how it happened and how lucky they were. It would be something you would expect out of an inspirational movie instead of a regular person's experience.
The fact that I met my significant other at a party in a house I helped in building years prior is a bunch of fairytale bullshit.
by Wepartakeinsometomfoolery August 08, 2023