Tap n' Go

When you walk past someone and slap their ass so hard. It is the opposite of the credit card swipe.

"Whooa man, I just gotta tap n' go that chick"

" Yeah, You go ahead, I'll come back for sloppy seconds
" *Slaps ass* "

by GoshmaGoshmaGosh August 10, 2016

Tap Your Manna

To make use of available resources

"I can't do it."

"You better tap your manna and get that shit done."

by yaunus July 25, 2008

Cleveland Tap Water

Loose, some what chunky diarrhea.

I need to unload a bucket-load of Cleveland Tap Water into a toilet A.S.A.P.

by Magic man 123 May 27, 2010

Tap Out

When a guy is nailing a girl in the ass and he rides her so hard that she passes out from the sheer pain of his throbbing member in her colon. Usually this occurs because the man is a celebrity of some sort and the girl is a dirty whore. The phrase originated with #52 of the 05/06 New York Jets.

Man, after Sarah saw me on the nighly news, she wouldn't leave me alone. I had to give her a tap out to teach her a lesson. The sad thing is, when she regained consciousness, I think she enjoyed it!

by B-Diddy Dalton July 28, 2010

Athletic Butt Tap

When one bro exchanges a manly spanking to his fellow bro after a job well done. Does not necessarily need to be in the context of an athletic event. An athletic butt tap can be exchanged for any reason without being seen as homosexual. Athletic butt taps are firm but not overly powerful or aggressive.

Ross: Dude did you just slap my ass?
Chase: No man it was an athletic butt tap.
Ross: Oh okay nice man!

by dthomp July 28, 2011

tapping the ketchup bottle

The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more.

I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle.

My husband was tapping the ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!

We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.

by iva pad February 09, 2011

ten second tap

When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...

"Are you still seeing Sloop??"

"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"

"Bummer"

by Smiling Irish Mike April 04, 2008