online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.

Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".

by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014

Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

Suicide Stew

A mix of all of the drink you can get your hands on. This is based on a childhood idea where you essentially mix all of the soda in a soda fountain and call it "suicide."

The loser will have to drink a suicide stew of all of the La Croix we can get.

by IppikiRouka September 5, 2018

Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.

I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey

by robbierawb November 3, 2016

suicide torture

To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.

After months of suicide torture from my Dad and finally told him to do it or shut up.

by Jeep_James May 23, 2022

suicide question

a question which leads to the thought of, and ultimate action of, suicide.

A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.

by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010