Veggie Steven

The act of consensually or non consensually inserting a carrot into the rectum of a friend or enemy

“Hey pip squeak get me an rc cola or I’ll give you a Veggie Steven”
“Damn that poor boy just got Veggie Stevened

by DiggyZAkaDignanAkaDickMaster February 11, 2025

Steven

💙

I love a Steven 💙

by Angelsandlove February 6, 2023

Steven

its Jason Bourne

person #1: wait who is that

person #2: it's.... Jason Bourne

person #1: bro... his name tag says Steven

by boomersooner12354 June 4, 2018

Steven

Typically Steven’s a fuckboys who will be really nice to you but always have an ulterior motive, Steven’s will never just talk to one girl they will most likely choose playing games over messaging you and will try and get with your friends.
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again

NEVER TRUST A STEVEN

Girl #1 : This boy has just stopped talking to me for no reason

Girl #2 : What was his name?

Girl #1 : It’s Steven

Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense

by truthfulfacts123 October 6, 2020

Steven Ambatukam

Special Agent of Secret Service. World-class master of espionage, disguise, and assassination. Has been in pursuit of world-class criminal mastermind Amba Singh, even at the cost of his allies such as his partner Sergeant Batu Khan.

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: You've met your wicked demise, Amba Singh! *stabs man in his back*

Man: Steven, I'm Batu Khan, I'm Batu Khan! *bleeding out*

Special Agent Steven Ambatukam: Oh my God, Batu Khan *starts crying after realising what he has done to his long-time friend*

by Steven Ambatukam October 16, 2024

Steven

A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent

"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"

by C.T Tracy April 16, 2023

Steven Seagal

The Worst Insult You Can Call Someone, Synonyms Include Delusional, Insane, Ridiculous, Sexist, Aikido Master & Friend Of Putin.

Person 1: Get Outta Here, Steven Seagal
Person 2: *Audible Horrified Gasp*

by The Youtuber, It's Kyle Time September 18, 2023