by Pettygod July 04, 2019
by Team Jan February 27, 2020
a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
by Wankeycheesefry June 18, 2017
A guy sits underneath a chicks asshole as she is about to let out a slimy shit like a soft serve dispenser. You pull her arm down as she shits like its dispensing ice cream into your mouth. She then gets a spoon and eats it out of your mouth.
by xXSwaglord6969Xx October 29, 2014
When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.
Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.
by Yantzee May 14, 2012
Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.
Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.
Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.
by Quack_Sauce May 28, 2020
feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.
it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!
by billy bushka November 02, 2006