The coworker who starts asking why you haven’t logged off yet at 3pm but will stay till 4:00pm and then will say "Why am I still here? But continues to stay 15 more minutes to flirt with the ladies in the office.
by Nickjayallday February 06, 2024
When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!
Otis - Dude.....gross
Otis - Dude.....gross
by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011
The act of toeing your woman's vagina while receiving head, then telling the entire smoko room about last night's endeavours. All the while providing video evidence
by Hitler yourh April 10, 2021
When your woman doesn't tend to your needs so you masturbate into all her clean panties so you now you still got your cum on her pussy.
Man my woman shut me down last night. So the next day after she went to work I went through her underwear and gave her the sneaky steven!
by JohnnyfleXXX February 15, 2019
by CheekyNandis September 15, 2022
Snacks you acquire in a secretive manner, hidden from others, that you save for later while you’re alone.
by Sneakysnacks June 10, 2018
When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨
1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!
by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016