by HeyThereRandomHuman September 3, 2019
Get the School mug.School is a waste of time, look teachers tell us stuff that we forget. Look Prince Ea once said “What they do is they cram information in your head, force feeding you, and then you throw it up on the test. That’s not education that’s bulimia”. The word education comes from the latin word educe, educe is to draw forth of bring out. You may be called a failure but failure is a event not a person. Teachers talk about the future but they aren’t preparing us for that, in the future most careers will come automated, so the people that succeed will have to be curious, innovative, and resilient. But I’m todays world creativity is the most important leadership skill. Pretty soon no body will be hired for what they know, who cares what you know or how much you can memorize, in the future people will be hired because what they can do with there knowledge. If teachers continue to teach today as teachers did yesterday, they are robbing us students of tomorrow. If teachers bring joy to their classroom they could make any bad student want to learn. They teach us to deal with bulling and stress, but they don’t teach us how to deal with depression and anxiety, which will be with some students for the rest of there life. See we wake up early, to learn stuff we will forget at the end of the day. But my point is that school isn’t preparing you for the future so it’s pointless.
by ChloeJack October 1, 2019
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by Frik schooool October 1, 2019
Get the school mug.by kayluub October 1, 2019
Get the school mug.A place for teachers to sit on their fat asses all day and command depressed KIDS from 7 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. 5 days a week 9 months a year.
by Eggo master 69 October 11, 2019
Get the School mug.The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.
Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
by A LIVING BREATHING MCMUFFIN April 5, 2018
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