When you last too long and you have to masturbate in a corner because you haven't come yet
most commonly when referring to "Elijah"
most commonly when referring to "Elijah"
by Annie sad fap April 6, 2015

A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.
That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.
by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018

Sad Boi Hours referres to a time period (usually) late in the night. A time when any person can be sad, weepy, depressed, or sobbing. Everyone has sad boi hours and nobody is immune to it.
by Bunii_ May 25, 2019

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

A lumpy butt caused from bathroom cleaning chemicals. Specifically happens to Mexicans because their butt DNA mutates and causes lumpy butt.
Example for "Sad Mexican Butt":
Kyle: "Yo what happened to that girls butt?
Matt: "Dude you know she cleans bathrooms at night, she has that sad Mexican butt from the chemicals."
Kyle: "Yo what happened to that girls butt?
Matt: "Dude you know she cleans bathrooms at night, she has that sad Mexican butt from the chemicals."
by MGM8000 December 23, 2013

by I’m taken September 15, 2020

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019
