by UltimateDoge October 20, 2021
Get the Reverse Racism mug.When you see a sex position so freaking amazing and unknown, you call it the Reverse Shamwow until you either find out its real name, or until it is named something else.
Evan: "While me and Hannah were having sex last night, we did the Reverse Shamwow! I don't even know how to describe it, it was that exotic."
Ian: "Lucky!"
Ian: "Lucky!"
by WISH KVFU January 11, 2011
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The method a deceptive person can use to put the blame on another for a bad thing they have done thus immediately shifting the blame to the other person "scapegoat" they choose. It's a trick your supposed friend or acquaintance uses to manipulate the outcome of their dirty deeds! It's always someone you know.
All of these people used Reversism to throw the suspicion off of them:
Mike stole his girlfriend Angie's bank deposit for work from her car at the arcade. He then blamed me for stealing it since I was at Papa Jacks playing pinball at the same time. He even pulled a shotgun on me at a party later further trying to reinforce his trick in front of several people. All because Angie and I were becoming too close.
Johns apartment was ripped off by himself and he sold his own fathers M16 that was a gift so he could hide it before he went to prison. He blamed guess who? All because he and his brother ripped me off for 1k on a crappy deal and I told everyone he was a rip off!
Dennis the pyro burned down an apartment building because Tami and I caught him and his friend lighting the adjacent building on fire beforehand and we told the firefighters it was him. He had his criminal friend Rob; who I caught breaking into my fathers house claim I tried to set his apartment on fire after I told everyone he was a rip off. They tried to frame me for arson and even had a witness that claimed they saw me there. Even though I was entertaining several friends at my parents house that night. They really had these fire investigators convinced too.
Mike stole his girlfriend Angie's bank deposit for work from her car at the arcade. He then blamed me for stealing it since I was at Papa Jacks playing pinball at the same time. He even pulled a shotgun on me at a party later further trying to reinforce his trick in front of several people. All because Angie and I were becoming too close.
Johns apartment was ripped off by himself and he sold his own fathers M16 that was a gift so he could hide it before he went to prison. He blamed guess who? All because he and his brother ripped me off for 1k on a crappy deal and I told everyone he was a rip off!
Dennis the pyro burned down an apartment building because Tami and I caught him and his friend lighting the adjacent building on fire beforehand and we told the firefighters it was him. He had his criminal friend Rob; who I caught breaking into my fathers house claim I tried to set his apartment on fire after I told everyone he was a rip off. They tried to frame me for arson and even had a witness that claimed they saw me there. Even though I was entertaining several friends at my parents house that night. They really had these fire investigators convinced too.
by SolarTiger August 22, 2011
Get the Reversism mug.After a pink sock is given, the pink sock-er attempts to fix the situation by trying to push the inverted rectum back inside the pink sock-ee's body.
'What did you fucking do!?! I feel like my ass fell out!'
'Shit! I pink socked you!'
'Well then reverse pink sock it back in, you fuck!'
'Shit! I pink socked you!'
'Well then reverse pink sock it back in, you fuck!'
by analapplecore May 2, 2006
Get the Reverse Pink Sock mug.Reverse Vampires (RVs) love the daylight and the morning hours. RVs promptly go to bed at sun-down, stopping all communication with others until the following morning.
Many RVs are tan with lighter colored hair. HOWEVER, as recently discovered by a young Boston native- some RVs retain their pale skin because all of the orange pigment migrates to the cranial end of the creature- thus creating an even-more fierce breed of Ginger-Vamp (or Reverse Ginger-Vamp).
As predicted, RVs do not draw blood from their victims. They much prefer having their own necks sucked and nibbled upon. In an effort to appear as animalistic and blood-thirsty as their vampire counterparts, RVs have been known to stain their own hands with cherry juice for intimidation.
Lastly, RVs don’t have fangs, cannot fly, ARE able to see their own reflection, and love garlic… Truly frightening!
In rare cases, RVs have been known to say “goodnight” when appropriate response would be “hello” or “good morning”. This defiant display of word-jargon is a direct act of spite against social norms, and is a sure-tell sign of a RV encounter.
If you do happen to stumble upon a RV (or God forbid, a Reverse Ginger-Vamp) be sure to get on their good side by displaying whimsical, unpredictable behavior, continuously telling dorky jokes to make them laugh, claiming to be (at least) ¾ gay as to mask obvious attraction to the creature, and keeping a minimum distance of 2,600 miles (or 4,200 km for our Canadian readers).
Many RVs are tan with lighter colored hair. HOWEVER, as recently discovered by a young Boston native- some RVs retain their pale skin because all of the orange pigment migrates to the cranial end of the creature- thus creating an even-more fierce breed of Ginger-Vamp (or Reverse Ginger-Vamp).
As predicted, RVs do not draw blood from their victims. They much prefer having their own necks sucked and nibbled upon. In an effort to appear as animalistic and blood-thirsty as their vampire counterparts, RVs have been known to stain their own hands with cherry juice for intimidation.
Lastly, RVs don’t have fangs, cannot fly, ARE able to see their own reflection, and love garlic… Truly frightening!
In rare cases, RVs have been known to say “goodnight” when appropriate response would be “hello” or “good morning”. This defiant display of word-jargon is a direct act of spite against social norms, and is a sure-tell sign of a RV encounter.
If you do happen to stumble upon a RV (or God forbid, a Reverse Ginger-Vamp) be sure to get on their good side by displaying whimsical, unpredictable behavior, continuously telling dorky jokes to make them laugh, claiming to be (at least) ¾ gay as to mask obvious attraction to the creature, and keeping a minimum distance of 2,600 miles (or 4,200 km for our Canadian readers).
My date last night was sick! She loved my Italian cooking, and after that we made out for hours. I hickie’d that girl up, she loved it. It was awesome!
RE: Sounds like a good time, bro.
Its weird though, at 8 o’clock she passed out mid-conversation and texted me “goodnight” when she woke up this morning at the ass-crack of dawn…
RE: Holy shit dude, you better watch yourself. That chick sounds like Reverse Vampire! You better send her a teddy bear or somethin’, cause those things are crazy!!!
RE: Sounds like a good time, bro.
Its weird though, at 8 o’clock she passed out mid-conversation and texted me “goodnight” when she woke up this morning at the ass-crack of dawn…
RE: Holy shit dude, you better watch yourself. That chick sounds like Reverse Vampire! You better send her a teddy bear or somethin’, cause those things are crazy!!!
by Van Helsing, PhD October 3, 2011
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True Owner -- My Rover made it through 30 inches of water and 10 inch deep mud pulling a Jeep out
True Owner -- My Rover made it through 30 inches of water and 10 inch deep mud pulling a Jeep out
by jD April 16, 2005
Get the Land Rover mug.A variation of SAD (or Seasonal Affective Disorder).
Normal SAD is a mental disorder where the sufferer experiances extreme depression and mood swings during the darker, colder winter months.
Reverse SAD is a much rarer form, where the sufferer experiances extreme drepression and mood swings during the hotter summer months.
People may equate the summer months with swarms of insects, heat rash and sunburn and get depressed that it may happen when ever summer comes around. Overweight people or people with heat sensative skin (excema for example) may dislike the heat too.
It is unknown why people suffer from SAD at all. It could be a mental difficency, a lack of vitamin D (vitamins we get from the sun), or a programmed state of mind.
Normal SAD is a mental disorder where the sufferer experiances extreme depression and mood swings during the darker, colder winter months.
Reverse SAD is a much rarer form, where the sufferer experiances extreme drepression and mood swings during the hotter summer months.
People may equate the summer months with swarms of insects, heat rash and sunburn and get depressed that it may happen when ever summer comes around. Overweight people or people with heat sensative skin (excema for example) may dislike the heat too.
It is unknown why people suffer from SAD at all. It could be a mental difficency, a lack of vitamin D (vitamins we get from the sun), or a programmed state of mind.
by Whiptail August 23, 2007
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