yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!

Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!

by CB&PB March 8, 2016

Sparkle Pony

(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.

(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes

by S[hell]by November 13, 2018

Pony

The word ‘pony’ is newcastle/geordie slang to describe something that is bad.

pedro - “look at me new skeets wor kid”

jeremiah - “fuck off man there pure pony them man ked!”

by PinkNobCheeze69 December 5, 2018

the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"

by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017

Safeway Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.

by davvvo March 4, 2019

Grocery Store Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

by davvvo March 4, 2019

Show Pony Rider

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.

‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’

by snipe69horses March 19, 2019