mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

debaucherous ass pony

Is a girl with a fairly large rump that is into doing sexually deviant things and prone to always getting her way and when it doesn't work out she is known to kick her hooves and trot off

Amanda: I got knocked out last night by a drag queen for hitting on his boyfriend.

Harold: you were being a debaucherous ass pony again! Go ahead and kick your hooves and trot on off, clippety clip, clippety clip.

by Debaucherous asspony January 14, 2023

Pony up

To get it together and stop fuckin around.

Guy 1: Hey man this shits gettin real, you need to pony up and get serious man
Guy 2: I gotchu fam

by Babies and dildo salad April 7, 2020

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.

Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.

by Carneguy September 14, 2023

pony heaven

(n) a place where horses go to when they die and then have horse sex

its okay... Sally is in pony heaven giving one last ride

by ISulliedMyself September 15, 2019

Colony Pony

When a girl puts her hair in a side pony while giving head & looks like George Washington

She was givin me that gah gah sloppy top as her hair kept getting in her face so she put up that colony pony.

by Grahamsterdam March 5, 2023