Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012

grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous

That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one

by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019

grease monkey

a fat greasy american

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024

Grease

Grease is a Santa Cruz slang term for crystal methamphetamine.getting greasy is when you are getting loaded.to de-grease is when you detox.

you need to lay off the grease for a while.

by Cody-Joe June 13, 2017

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease

to have sex, intercourse

bro she bad AF im trynna grease (or you could say "catch some grease")

by plotwist May 30, 2018

grease

to fuck or have sexual relations

“bro i’m tryna grease her” “that’s my grease fym” “she not my girl she my grease”

by mosthatedk March 27, 2022