the Lacanian Real

a nonexistent entity believed in by some psychoanalysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can't explain.
Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.

The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.
by Andy April 18, 2004
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Real Job

noun: labor intensive employment in manufacturing and service industries, often defined as blue collar.
Pappy says coal mining Is a “real job” and that computers are for pansies.

Pappy is dying from the black lung, but he still has to show up at his “real job” everyday.
by CommonCents 13 April 21, 2020
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keeping it real

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.
Keeping it real is the way of the soldier, one who always keeps his head up and his eyes on the prize.
by T Hizzle April 09, 2005
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Real Nigga

Always keeping it a hunnet, being swagged the fuck out, having bitches on your dick like non stop tho!
That dude have himself 2 females and pretty fresh tho. He must be a real nigga.
by RealNiggaTho November 16, 2011
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Real McCoy

In the legend of the bitter feud between the Hatfields and McCoys, a bloodline offspring of the McCoy's was the real McCoy. A child born from parents consisting of one Hatfield and one McCoy was not a real McCoy.

Therefore anything that is not genuine is not the real McCoy.
This store brand coke is not the real McCoy.
by ekks September 23, 2010
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The real game

Is to make sure you you are all in line no one is perfect strategically placing everyone in a place where no one is above another each one has a personal relationship so it is easy to make sure everyone is in there place done with love and order
The real game was played today
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
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Real Talk

The act of keeping it "real".Truth telling statements .Meaning what you say .
"I hate the color pink, and that's some REAL TALK right there"
by adverb July 20, 2008
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