A different type of monkey

(n.) The kind that isn't a man.

You can order the special or you can get a different type of monkey.

by TJ Tremorgun September 18, 2017

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Colsen’s type

Blonde, tattooed, curvy females is what attracts a “Colsen”. if a colsen sees a blonde in public he will have to look twice.

that girl over there is Colsen’s type for sure

by Daddy’s dong November 3, 2020

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Used when texting as a replacement for what you really want to say, as in, you've typed and deleted several responses already but can't quite get the wording right . Let's the recipient know that you are mulling over the response and not ignoring the question.

Wayne: Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?

Cassandra: Type delete

by SecretRat November 11, 2017

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Stem type

Science nerd

Who is this stem type that I'm talking to?

by Sexydimma April 17, 2021

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Verbalase Type Shit

Somebody who is willing to spend more than 40 bands on a Softcore NSFW Animation.

Jake: Did you hear about that guy that spent 80k On an Animation about himself?
John: Yikes!! Sounds like some Verbalase Type Shit

by NutSuckler12000 January 16, 2024

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i am going to type your eyes off!

When you are in a talkative mood but the #CoronaVirus has made human interaction limited. SO you type large run on sentences. Never spacing for paragraphs!! And they are way over described (just like this definition). As the same saying goes.... I am gonna talk your ear off.... I am going type your eyes off!

Sorry bro this gonna be a long story, I am going to type your eyes off!

my eyes have dried up so much looking at this screen. You are typing my eyes off!

Sorry I am typing so much. Not trying to type your eyes off.
I am going to type your eyes off if I keep rambling.

by BlueEyedGuy86 November 15, 2020

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