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Blueberry Muffin

You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!
by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017
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Muffin Yodeler

When a man pleasures a woman orally and attempts to yodel while he does it.
"What was the weird, muffled singing I heard last night?"

"Oh, that was Stavios and Cindy. He's a Muffin Yodeler so he makes a lot of noise.
by Buffman6651 April 16, 2015
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Muffin Clutcher

A derogatory name for a homosexual implying that one holds a testicle sack in their hand.
“Aw do you know that Dave Andrews?”

“Aw yeah he was a total muffin clutcher
by Yeticunt May 24, 2019
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Lesbian muffin

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.
I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.
by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019
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Muffin twin

Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
by Muffin twin January 1, 2019
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Cuddle Muffin

A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).
Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
by ASDFinator2000 May 8, 2018
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muffin out

To back out of doing something because you're too much of a wuss to follow through, or to break down because you can't handle something.
Emma totally muffined out of going to track practice.

Andrew was complaining he was tired, I think he's going to muffin out of going out tonight.

Beth muffined out during the chemistry test, she was crying for an hour.
by kiki1987 March 20, 2013
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